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@miki @turkshead deep east oakland almost to San leandro. 104th ave by international. It has 5 bedrooms upstairs, 1 downstairs, a library, an office, a drawing room, formal dining room, decent sized kitchen, laundry room, two ENORMOUS bathrooms, a balcony, a chicken coop, a waterfall (doesn't work but we cam fix that) and a basement large enough to hold an entire hackerspace.
"There!" said Ford, shooting out his arm; "there, behind that sofa!"
Much to his surprise, there was a velvet paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa in the field in front of them.
He boggled intelligently at it. Shrewd questions sprang into his mind.
"Why," he said, "is there a sofa in that field?"
"I told you!" shouted Ford, leaping to his feet. "Eddies in the space-time continuum!"
"And this is his sofa, is it?"