So, so I know anyone who can skin a mastodon? Will compensate in cash or kind.

@zOwner I was hoping to find someone to... you know, snazz it up a bit, custon-like. That said tho, if my fellow couch potatoes like any of these, we could give them a try. @wamp3ter @hmslee @xander @drshiny @bj what do you think?

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Eddy's Sofa

"There!" said Ford, shooting out his arm; "there, behind that sofa!"
Arthur looked.
Much to his surprise, there was a velvet paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa in the field in front of them.
He boggled intelligently at it. Shrewd questions sprang into his mind.
"Why," he said, "is there a sofa in that field?"
"I told you!" shouted Ford, leaping to his feet. "Eddies in the space-time continuum!"
"And this is his sofa, is it?"